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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Do you share your food easily? With whom, and why?
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Then came..
What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
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Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why does everyone hate Ed Sheeran so much?
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
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So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Still no good.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
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